Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Elect Simi Grewal as PM!

Why? Because she’s beautiful, smart, cultured and stylish and will make us proud at international meets…Like other politicians, her clothes are pristine white but while they rush off to meetings, she rushes off to rendezvous…She has spent a lot of time with the first family of India (the Kapoors) and knows what dynastic rule means…She has extensive foreign policy experience because she can see ‘Pakistani’ flags in the slums surrounding the Four Seasons Hotel where she maintains a suite…She knows how it feels to brave the elements without clothes (‘Siddhartha’) and can therefore identify with the poor…She will not prosecute ordinary citizens if they don’t pay their taxes (in fact she'll encourage them not to)…With her experience, she can work wonders for India…

Simi’s Cabinet

Special Envoy to the US – Shah Rukh Khan
Special Envoy to Pakistan – Shabana Azmi
Home Minister – Sanjay Dutt (his extensive experience with guns & prison will help)
Minister for Activism – Aamir Khan
Defence Minister – Akshay Kumar
PR Minister – Suhel Seth
Press Secretary – Shobhaa De
IB Chief – Ram Gopal Verma
Media Advisor – Barkha Dutt
Sports Minister – Salman Khan

Leader of the Opposition - Rishi Kapoor (His experience in 'Karz' will enable him to expose her politically)

(Inspired by a message on FB and her appearance on We The People on NDTV 24x7)