Vatican: It's Evil Conspiracy

Everyone knows that the Vatican has been protected it's sexually errant priests for years but according to a suit filed by a group of 43 Alaska Natives against the Jesuit order, this evil conspiracy took a brutal turn in the 1960s and 1970s...

The suit "contends that pedophile priests unsuited to serve anywhere else were dumped on Alaska and put in remote villages with little or no law enforcement, making it virtually impossible for anyone to report them."

The Athabascan and the Yup'ik cultures were specifically targetted because they wouldn't talk...

This lawsuit is the latest "in an Alaska clergy scandal that involves more than 300 victims and about 40 accused perpetrators"

"Problem priests from seven Jesuit provinces in the United States as well as four other countries ended up in the rural villages, mostly in Western Alaska."

"The suit asserts that the international leader of the Society of Jesus based in Rome shares the blame for the abuse because of negligent supervision of clergy."

"Since 2004, the Jesuit order for the Northwest has paid $59 million to settle Alaska sexual abuse claims"

Now you know why I hate organized religion...

(Source: Anchorage Daily News)