Thursday, February 5, 2009

If you are a cable provider and want to publicize your company

then interrupt a India-Australia cricket match (a family viewing event) with a 30 second porn clip...This method is guaranteed to succeed...Don't believe me? Read on:

TUCSON, Ariz. — A cable television provider apologized Monday to Tucson-area customers over a 30-second porn interruption during the Super Bowl...

...Tucson media outlets reported that they received calls from irate viewers about the pornographic material, which aired just after the Arizona Cardinals' Larry Fitzgerald scored on a long touchdown reception during the final minutes of the game.

(From The Huffington Post)

The clip showed a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two.

"I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up," viewer Cora King told the Arizona Daily Star.

"Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out."

(From BBC News)