Cagle CartoonsKatie Couric (KC): Gov. Palin, I’ve read that you believe in American Christian Creationism?
Sarah Palin (SP): Creationism is not a theory, it’s the truth…God clearly mentions it in the bible…
KC: So you believe that the Earth is less than 7000 years old…In that case dinosaurs and humans must have walked the Earth at the same time…
SP: Absolutely…I’ve seen pictures of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them…
KC: Where have you seen these pictures? I would like to see them too…
SP: Oh, I don’t remember…I read so many books, newspapers and magazines…
KC: Since you claim to be an expert on energy, where do you think oil and coal came from?
SP: The Great Flood 4400 years ago laid down all the layers of sediment at once...That's how we got oil and coal...
KC: OK…You could potentially have your hand on the nuclear button…Do you believe in the Doomsday Scenario when the Messiah will come?
SP: Yes, I’m absolutely positive I’ll see Jesus come back to Earth in my lifetime… “End times” which precedes the end of the world was confirmed in 1948 with the founding of the state of Israel…It marked the Jews' return to the Holy Land, fulfilling a Biblical prophecy…I believe that by tapping into Alaska's natural resources we will help fulfill the state's destiny as the refuge for Christians when the world comes to an end...
KC: If the world comes to an end, won't Alaska also be doomed?
SP: No, only Alaska and white believers will survive...
KC: What are your views on the current war against Iraq?
SP: It is all a part of God’s plan…He put George W. Bush in office so that he could start the “holy war” against Muslim terrorists…It’s a war of Gods… Anybody who criticizes the war and Bush will burn in hell…
