Holy Cow! The new vending machine for Gau-Jal
It's hot and humid and you are dying for a chilled glass of Coke...You open your refrigerator door and look for the dark liquid but can't find it...All you see are bottles of cow urine soda...If the RSS has its way, this will be the scenario a couple of years down the line...
This anti-western hardline Hindu organization "is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow's urine" to replace imported drinks like Coke and Pepsi..."The flavour is not yet known, but the RSS said the liquid produced by Hinduism's revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer."
Next on the agenda? I think the RSS will be banning all allopathic medications and replacing them with cow urine ones...Why? Because according Sri Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes.
God help us!